Which sentence from the passage BEST shows the biased or distorted view of the author?
A) I would've shown everyone how determined I can truly be.
B) He taught me what Pops taught me before his passing...love.
C) I have graduated from Meloncamp High School about 115th out of the class of 126.
D) Mr. oh-so-famous local Johnnie Pipehead of "Johnnie on the Spot Plumbing." (Real clever name, huh?)