Answer:
As all of you know, we're stuck inside, which is a great opportunity to write another essay! Please read carefully. Remember, it's important to be diligent when you review the agenda. I will know if you do not read this all the way through. Look out for any clues that may point to this as just being a prank. For instance, there may be a secret message encoded in this doing unnecessary work if you don't read carefully. Obviously, as an English teacher, I wouldn't mind assigning you another essay, but you probably don't want to do that. Lastly, if you can decode this message, please submit your explanation here for extra credit. Seems like a rather daunting task, but trust me it isn't.
Explanation:
Today is April Fool's maybe?
